Today my friend Caveman drove Mr Sir's water truck into a hole and crashed into Mom while he was... you know toileting. If you want to learn more read on. Well, we were digging in the stinking desert as usual, about a week after zero had ran away. Caveman missed zero big time and wanted to find him in this monstrosity of sand and I bet 5 cents he was thinking of calling a rescue team shoot Mom, Mr Sir and the Warden. Anyway at lunch, twitch was blabbering about cars and Caveman formed a plan t steal Mr Sir's truck and find Zero. So while Mr Sir filled the canteens Caveman drove the truck away, Mr Sir shot the tyres and the truck smashed into Mom who was toileting in a hole. The truck flickered into flames as it incinerated the hole Caveman ran away and is buzzard food by now. I hope everything's going well at home.